I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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