ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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