They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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