I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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