Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
