yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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