i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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