So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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