What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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