I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
did i walk over a car last night?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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