When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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