What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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