I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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