Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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