i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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