The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So squirting runs in the family.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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