just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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