Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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