I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I want her autograph on my taint
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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