Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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