dude i'm inner monologue high
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
