I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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