I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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