Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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