either way he was missing a nipple.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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