I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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