I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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