This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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