What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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