I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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