He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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