They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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