areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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