Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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