i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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