I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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