maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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