I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you will always have a special place in my vag
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
