Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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