I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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