Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone came in the potted fern
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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