he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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