someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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