I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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