A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
