But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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