the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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