This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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