I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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