I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My brain says no but my pants say off.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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