what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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