I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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