Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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