I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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