we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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