girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Hippo gnu deer
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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